CITY TRANSIT AUTHORITY · OFFICE OF PUBLIC ORDER
Public Crash-Out Incident Report
The timeline asked for the report. File it.
WHAT THIS IS
One man. One Rodman jersey. The entire island of Manhattan. The Office of Public Order is now accepting incident reports on the lone away fan who ran it 1v20 in the train station. Fill the form, get a stamped case file, drop it under the clip. The verdict ends the thread.
EXAMPLE FILINGS
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CASE NO. CRZ-2025-07-COKFILED: JUNE 2025
SUBJECTMALE, RODMAN-CODED, OUTNUMBERED BY DESIGN
JURISDICTIONMOYNIHAN TRAIN HALL, PENN DISTRICT
EXHIBIT A (JERSEY)RODMAN #91, SPURS — EVIDENCE OF PREMEDITATED CHAOS
PARTIES ENGAGEDTWENTY (20) CIVILIANS — RAN IT 1V20
PRIMARY TRIGGERTEAM ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION
PEAK EMOTION
☐ COMPOSED☐ SLIGHTLY TILTED☐ LOCKED IN☐ CRASHING OUT☐ FULLY GONE☑ TERMINALLY COOKED
AURA ASSESSMENT−1000 ON PAPER. +∞ IN THE GROUP CHAT.
RESPONDING UNITNYPD ESCORT DETAIL — THE FO ARRIVED ON SCHEDULE
DISPOSITIONCERTIFIED PUBLIC MENACE. FILED WITHOUT FURTHER COMMENT.
WITNESS STATEMENT (VERBATIM):
❝ he looked at twenty people and chose violence ❞
TERMINALLY COOKED
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CASE NO. CRZ-2025-50-FBOFILED: JUNE 2025
SUBJECTSUBJECT KNOWN ONLY AS "THE FINAL BOSS"
JURISDICTIONMOYNIHAN TRAIN HALL, PENN DISTRICT
EXHIBIT A (JERSEY)THROWBACK ROBINSON #50 — CAME WITH FOUNDING-ERA ENERGY
PARTIES ENGAGEDCOUNT INCALCULABLE — UNIT STOPPED COUNTING
PRIMARY TRIGGERFRANCHISE SHOWED LESS FIGHT ALL SEASON THAN SUBJECT FELT OBLIGED TO SUPPLY
PEAK EMOTION
☐ COMPOSED☐ SLIGHTLY TILTED☐ LOCKED IN☑ CRASHING OUT☐ FULLY GONE☐ TERMINALLY COOKED
AURA ASSESSMENTNET AURA: −1000, WHICH AT THIS COMMITMENT LEVEL LOOPS TO +1000.
RESPONDING UNITRESPONDING UNIT: FIND-OUT DIVISION
DISPOSITION1V20 SUSTAINED. CARDIO COMMENDABLE. FRONT OFFICE SHOULD STUDY THE TAPE.
WITNESS STATEMENT (VERBATIM):
❝ Genuinely impressive cardio. Sustained a 1v20 in a train station. ❞
COOKED, WITH HONORS
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CASE NO. CRZ-2025-21-WRMFILED: JUNE 2025
SUBJECTLONE VISITING FAN, NO AFFILIATED CREW
JURISDICTIONMOYNIHAN TRAIN HALL, PENN DISTRICT
EXHIBIT A (JERSEY)DUNCAN #21 — FUNDAMENTALS JERSEY, UNFUNDAMENTAL CONDUCT
PARTIES ENGAGEDA CROWD THAT PARTED LIKE HE HAD A FORCE FIELD
PRIMARY TRIGGERCONFRONTED THE FULL WEIGHT OF BEING THE ONLY ONE
PEAK EMOTION
☐ COMPOSED☐ SLIGHTLY TILTED☑ LOCKED IN☐ CRASHING OUT☐ FULLY GONE☐ TERMINALLY COOKED
AURA ASSESSMENTAURA REVOKED, THEN REISSUED WITH HONORS.
RESPONDING UNITSUBJECT ESCORTED OUT TO A STANDING OVATION OF BOOS
DISPOSITIONSUBJECT FEARED NOTHING. THIS UNIT CANNOT EXPLAIN IT EITHER.
WITNESS STATEMENT (VERBATIM):
❝ one against a whole city and he stood on it. respect ngl. ❞
LEGEND / MENACE (SEE DISPOSITION)